Hi. Welcome to my vanity domain name. In all likelihood you're here because you actually know me or because I sent you here to see my portfolio. Perhaps you are cyberstalking me. Neat! I didn't know you cared.

Maybe your name is also Matthew Ripley and you were just trying to see what's out there about you. I have so many questions, foremost of which is: how annoying is the whole "Ripley's Believe it or Not" thing? We get it guys, there is a thing out there that exists and part of it's name is shared with my own. Anyway, Matt, (can I call you Matt?) I hope you'll find I'm not doing our name too much of a disservice.

Perhaps you are a prospective employer, out Googling. In which case you should know that I am hard-working and dedicated and my greatest flaw is that I care too much and I am almost too punctual.

This site is a portfolio of sorts, if one that's a bit out of date. Still, the site is a rough approximation of my talents, or at least my talents as they stood at the time the site was created.